I arrived in Thailand the day of the recent coup and decided I wanted no part of revolutions so I quickly took an overnight train to Chiang Mai. My first order of business was to find an ice-cold beer, so I walked down a street, came across several bars, chose one, sat at the bar and ordered. As I’m enjoying the delicacy that is Beer Laos, a tall attractive Thai walks in, sits next to me and starts chatting me up. After talking for a few minutes and not thinking anything of it, she offers me her services in the backroom and I realize she’s a professional. Now, I’m well aware of what happens in Thailand but “suckey, fuckey, boom boom” with a dude disguised as a hot woman was not the purpose of my visit, so I politely decline. Since she didn’t pressure me the conversation continues with her asking me if I know what kind of woman she is. I instantly spin around and ask “Katoy?”
She laughs and nods yes.
The infamous ladyboy.
She starts rubbing my leg which made me nervous. She asks if I think she’s beautiful and I respond, “Yes, the doctor did a good job.”
She laughs and laughs as I try to down my beer while examining her better. I notice the Adams Apple, large hands and the fact that she is unusually tall for a Thai- something I had overlooked when she first sat down. She tells me about how she supports her family and how long she’s been a pro. She comments about how fast I drank at which point I excuse myself and hightail it out of there.
Don’t make the same mistakes as some of these first-timer Thailanders,and make sure to take a good long look before agreeing to go anywhere or bring anyone back…unless of course that is what you are looking for.
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